Have an Issue? Here’s a Tissue!

Q-Have an Issue?  Here’s a Tissue!

A-I have bookoo issues, but we weren’t discussing my mental state were we?!  Nah, just kidding!  I actually have an outline for a book entitled, My Book of Beefs.”  I have an extensive list of topics that may one day see the light of day.  My biggest issue to date is Deadbeat Dad’s!  I have a daycare full of children that have to suffer through life with these pieces of shit; selfish men who don’t deserve the title, “Daddy.”  They are self-righteous, narcissistic, arrogant, non-supportive sperm donors.  They are a drain on society, and the world would be a beautiful place without them in it.  My ex-husband, who was always negligent, used to have the title “Deadbeat Dad.”  Over the past 4-5 years he has graduated to the title of “Schmuck.”  He makes no attempt to contact the children, yet claims my son on his taxes each and every year to make a quick buck.  Sounds like tax fraud to me, which is a federal offense.  I receive child support based on his unemployment status from 11 years ago.  It wasn’t two weeks after coming back to the states from active duty that he took on a new job.  So, based on my figures, he owes the children a minimum of $60,000 in back child support just to be square.

So, enough with my issue.  What’s yours?